Funny little kids go ’round
Knocking all the other kids down
Town hall dances kill those bastards
Funny little kids shout out
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha
Funny little men go ’round
Knocking all the other men down
Lost again in number ten
And I say you’ve got to get yourself out
Well, I want what I want but I just can’t get it
Offer me your service and I just don’t need it now
Funny little boys and girls
Pulling on the other ones curls
Play kiss chase ’til someone’s raped
And it gets so bad you’ll never get out
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha
I need what I need but I don’t need nothing
I hate what I hate and I couldn’t hate something more
Funny people
They kick you in the head
They’ll knock you out of bed
Funny people
They stab you in the back
The backs they stab are funny people
Funny little men go ’round
Knocking all the other men down
Funny little sons of men
I’m gonna do it all again
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha
Well I want what I want but I just can’t get it
Offer me your service and I just don’t need it
I need what I need but I don’t need nothing
Hate what I hate and I couldn’t hate something more
Funny people
They kick you in the head
Knock you out of bed
Funny people
They stab you in the back
The backs they stab are funny people
Funny people, funny people
Funny people, funny people
Funny little kids go ’round